Yoongi's bad pickup lines
Yoongi: People say I'm cold, but don't worry baby, I've got so much salt that you'll never slip on ice.
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Patronize these kids at your own risk.
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10 Days of Bungou Stray Dogs
(06) Favorite Ability: Rashomon“My black beast devours everything, including space itself.”
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Family gathering.
MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE
Aunt Carol is fucking ripped.
reblog if you love aunt carol
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welcome to my blog
the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened
Like this?
actually what the christ
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